What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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