Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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