Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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