Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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