I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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