How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i love accidental penises.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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