I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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