I hate your face
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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