Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I met the friendliest cop last night
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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