Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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