There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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