Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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