Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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