all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
...so i touched it.
Can Purell be used as lube?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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