I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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