How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How does one acquire holy water?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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