dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i dont even know how to be here
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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