drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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