So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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its like you know when i get waxed
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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