i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
wow bdsm is so cute
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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