Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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