no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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