I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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