don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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