I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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