God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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