I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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