she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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