this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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