it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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