I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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