we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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