lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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