Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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