just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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