spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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