I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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