Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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