This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Let the clothes fall where they may.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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