how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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