Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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