He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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