I want to stick my p in your. b.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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