I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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