Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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