I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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