My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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