Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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