Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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