quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize